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  • Basic information .
  • Name: Knives .
  • Age: 1'866 (18)(looks 16 though)
  • Gender: girl .
  • Height: 5,3 or 160 cm .
  • Bust: 37 C -Kept under a binder shirt to make her look flat-
  • Weight: 124 pounds .
  • Birthday: October 9th .
  • Titles:Honor delinquent. .
  • Current level: 1,578 .
  • Weapon of choice: swords Follows the Knives-of-Evil-Academy tag A indie disgaea blog for my Oc Knives, May get borderline nsfw -will be tagged-. Also all pictures on the front page of the blog where not drawn by me, Check under art of Knives for the respective artists.

r18emalf:

I went ahead and translated this.

★Permission to translate and reupload granted by Mogeko.

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catmoobs:

Phantom Blood
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diego-brando:

me too, dio

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arisupamyupamyu:

art by もこと
translation by arisupamyupamyu

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sasuisgay:

Original art by R・A

The permission for reprinting this picture has been granted by the original artist. Please don’t reprint this anywhere else and go to the original source to bookmark and rate them 8)

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automaticheavensdoor:

is that what’s popular these days? let’s take a look…

for a fantasy-ish setting, the character design isn’t too bad. plot is pretty generic though; haven’t I seen the exact same concept somewhere else a couple years back..? the whole premise seems incredibly mediocre.

..oh so there’s porn of the characters. that’s normal. there’s porn of my Pink Dark Boy as well. not that I intentionally go search for that type of content though.

???????

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE

WHO ALLOWED THIS TO EXIST

WHY HAVE PEOPLE FALLEN TO SUCH LOW STANDARDS

0/10 WOULD NOT GOOGLE AGAIN

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thespiritofyamato:

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

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the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

themarchrabbit:

onsheka:

thepioden:

gessorly:

tyrror:

ruingaraf:

themarchrabbit:

Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.

Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.

This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.

SCIENCE

thank you

this is one of the best comments this post has recieved

I have witnessed:

Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, “Shhh, here she comes!” While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, “You! I called your office but you weren’t there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU weren’t there!”

Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, “Come out of the damn office. You haven’t left for days. If you didn’t have a couch in there I’d be concerned as to where you were sleeping!”

A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, “security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit”

Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.

Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by “guessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it lands”

Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.

A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.

I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the insanity…

Every time it comes around on my dash, it gets better.

I have had a professor buy a huge fuckoff bottle of rum during fieldwork in Costa Rica and let the undergrads get wasted because “you’re not underage in Costa Rica and we’ll be up all night with the bats anyway!”

- Same professor hung a bat from her headlamp and wore it as a decoration for an entire night. 

- A whole swarm of older women - and these are women with PhDs and world-renown bat experts, the bigwigs - all, to a woman, go to the formal charity dinner at an international research symposium in Toronto in late October dressed in skimpy Batgirl costumes. Because Halloween was that weekend, you see.

- At a different conference, a professor get blackout drunk and pass out on the side of the road. 

- “Yeah, we have to say we did it properly for the grant but to be really honest, Miracle-gro works better.”

- Teaching lab: we had liquid nitrogen for a demo, and after class the professor, the other TA, and I spent a good two hours freezing and breaking things in it. 

a chemistry class begins with 30 students nine months later just six of us left sitting on tables dipping paper into contaminated chemicals to see what happens when we burn it teacher making idle suggestions while he marks our work

"go to the fume hood thing, yeah now put some potassium in chlorine" can i burn the results sir? "fuck it sure whatever its tainted anyway"

The prof I’m working for just asked me if I knew how to pick a lock, and when I responded “yes” she replied, “see, this is why I hire the former delinquents instead of the suck-ups. You’re actually useful.”

I then let her into her office.

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gamerella3476:

I saw this and had to make this shitty comic.

why did i spend over an hour on this

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automaticheavensdoor:

is that what’s popular these days? let’s take a look…

for a fantasy-ish setting, the character design isn’t too bad. plot is pretty generic though; haven’t I seen the exact same concept somewhere else a couple years back..? the whole premise seems incredibly mediocre.

..oh so there’s porn of the characters. that’s normal. there’s porn of my Pink Dark Boy as well. not that I intentionally go search for that type of content though.

???????

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE

WHO ALLOWED THIS TO EXIST

WHY HAVE PEOPLE FALLEN TO SUCH LOW STANDARDS

0/10 WOULD NOT GOOGLE AGAIN

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seiyoko:

By S君

Permission to upload was given by the artist!

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I re-made it, because yes. Old here [ x ]

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